Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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God is real

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Toaster

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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