Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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womens rights to vote

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knock, knock. come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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