Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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