What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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knock, knock. come in.

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womens rights to vote

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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