How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

God is real

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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