Jacob Edwards has friends.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Wade's the father

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

black people

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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