- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Where's my tractor?

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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