Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Wade's the father

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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the real mccoy

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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