Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Farts smell bad!

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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