What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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