I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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