- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How do u shit With ur ass

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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