- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Gadaffi

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

I have no ideas.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

ROSS G IS OBESE

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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