Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What is 2+2? 4!

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

who farted your mother

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

hi. thats what she said.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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