- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

The bird is not the word.... Its two

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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