What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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You just won the game...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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