What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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