Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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hi

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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