Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

I like to eat people

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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