a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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