natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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