- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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2 women were sitting quietly

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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