Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Mitt Romney.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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kiss me?

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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