why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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LOL May Wong

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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