What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Gestapo.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

knock knock

Can you see this brett? Connor

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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