hi. thats what she said.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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