if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Your mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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