- Anti Joke

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.