- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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