What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Garry Glitters on here

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What's 9+10=? 19

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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