The Irish man was sober.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Penis

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Society.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Cows go moo.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Where's my tractor?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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