What abou three times

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haha, you're an orphan

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Nobody cares.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Penis-Pump

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