What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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No. Yes.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Anti Joke

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