- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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