Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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whats brown? poop.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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