- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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