- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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