- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What did the clock say? The time.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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