So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What is next?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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