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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's 9+10=? 19

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

So. The gays. ...

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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