-When is a door not a door? -Never

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What is next?

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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