Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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