- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Woman's rights

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Hippopatomous!

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Where's my shotgun

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

i eat poop

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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