What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Women's Sports

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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The Irish man was sober.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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