- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

knock knock go away ok

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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