- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

No it isn't.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Barack Obama

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

kiss me?

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