- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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