- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

why?

Women Voting

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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