- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

whats better than 24................. 25

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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