what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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