How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Women's Rights.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Nobody cares.

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