- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What's up? A direction...

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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