This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Woman's rights.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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