- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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