What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Chrissy is funny.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Anti Joke

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