What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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