- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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