your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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penis hehehehe

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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