What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Penis jokes.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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