- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Wats a joke?

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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