Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Dick spice

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

George Bush.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Guess what? No.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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