When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Canada

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Women's football

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Penis.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Veil Brides.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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