Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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