Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Gadaffi

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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