a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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