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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Gabe Mercado

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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