- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Chuck Norris.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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