Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Hippopatomous!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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what is big and white? the moon

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monkey sponge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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