- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

That's Racist

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What is the difference between a duck?

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