Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

I like to eat people

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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