- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Looks through the peephole.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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