- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

A jew went to Germany.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

hi. thats what she said.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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