- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Guess what? No.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

hey.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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