Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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How old is victor? Old

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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