- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

stop it ryan vallee

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Hey

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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