Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Guess what? No.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

hey.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

9/11

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

A black guy with his family.

Can you see this brett? Connor

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Knock, knock. Come in.......

whats better than 24................. 25

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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