A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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