- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

We didnt star the fire ...........

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

how did the little girl die cancer

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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