A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Potato.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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like for a handjob.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Women's sports

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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