Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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