Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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