Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti jokes.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Women's Rights

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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