- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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