People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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