A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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ballsack

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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