A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Enchilada

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Kah-________-

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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