- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Nobody cares.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

A blind man walks into a bar

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What abou three times

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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