- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Woman's rights.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Do you need any assistance?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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