whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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