Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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