- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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