a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Girls Basketball.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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