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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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